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From page 267 of The Iron Queen
by Julie Kagawa
"I learned long ago that you don't get in the middle of a lover's spat. Nothing ever goes as planned - people fall in love with the wrong person, someone ends up with a donkey head, and then it's a whole big mess."
(I love Puck's comic relief and sarcasm!)